How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."