How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians