Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team