Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team