Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.