Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.