Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!