What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom