How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.