How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.