How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.