How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
A: A fish!
A Brazilian
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.
A Brazilian.
