How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians