None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Midlife crisis
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
19 . Got a problem with that?
4 or 5.
None, we just swap out your whole house
He wasn't a charitable guy
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
It was happy hour.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
