What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato