What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.