Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.