Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
When she tells you, say no
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
You cant count them when its dark
A condescending condescending
Because they are always up to something.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
A little con-descending
Nothing, he just staired.
