Escalator Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator