What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.