Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."