When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.