How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!