A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
A: Rhesus Pieces.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Dingos with straws....!!
with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!