How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.