What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.