What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.