Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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A: MOVIES!

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.