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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB