Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Nine-Nine-Nine

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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Angry British people!

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They have access to arms.

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So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.