Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

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I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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They're both really high and have no access to water.

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A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

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I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.