is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*