Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
CORALL!
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
See ya next month.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Pony gone.
Cut the rope!
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
The letter D.
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Inheritance.
200 Dollars.
