Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because they ARRRRR
Thats nuts
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
CAPS LOCK
Wow you looked shocked.
Tell him he's a duck.
They think, therefore they arrrr
They only have one I.
The ones in the mail of course!
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The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
