Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
You think you've got AIDS
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Their response Flexicution
That was very amoosing"
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Wow you looked shocked.
Because you can put it in someones drink
Mariguana
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
MT (empty)
