None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
because they get lost at C!
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
