What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !