What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.