Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
To avoid monkey suits
No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest
Humburgers!
They planet
Same middle name!
Yak the Ripper
It thighs.
A horse.
I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"
Because they all joined
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
