Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
A widow.
She doesn't
with ducktape!!
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
Because it was all on the house
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
He had no body to go with !
Humburgers!
She was wearing mittens
Because old habits die hard.
Algorithm.
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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