What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!