What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.