What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.