Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A reptile dysfunction
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
I am the extruder...
The Brains of Castamere.
Because they lack taters
A six pack and a potato
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.