What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.