What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Diffrence Jokes More Diffrence Jokes

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.