What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.