What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist