What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........