What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face