What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.