What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.