How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.