How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.