What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...