What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize