What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.