A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
We would have called it a teeth brush
