What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.