Crack it before they hack it.
Cause all their pants are half-off
He was too far out, man.
Because it cracked itself up.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
Both just got hacked
