What slides in and out until it's balls...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston