What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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Testicle

Where r my legal briefs?

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Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Winnie Mandela.

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They're always getting com-busted.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure