Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious