Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.