What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.