What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork