What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Their victims never see them coming.

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bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.