Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

15 Second Jokes More 15 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.