What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.