What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.