What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out