Their victims never see them coming.
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They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Sneakers!
As many as want to be!
Numchucks.
She identified as pump-kin.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
To the foobar.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Free Willy
So that he can sneak up on mice !
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Bison
They all had masters
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Hor-crocs.
Moo Zealand!
Eggnog-stic.
One.
Fish.