Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.