Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin