Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.