White Girl Jokes

Why are white girls so odd?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why do white girls like odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers??

cuz they can't even!!!!

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What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why are white girls odd?

Because they can't even!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

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